Of Course You Realize This Means War
Stare into the face of evil, it’s name is Cimex Lectularius. Commonly known as the bed bug.
These hateful vermin are spreading everywhere across the nation it seems. Rosemary Black, reporter for the NY Daily News, brings us this lovely bit of news:
More people than ever before are calling exterminators to deal with the pests, resulting in a 57% increase in calls in the past five years, according to a study from the National Pest Management Association and the University of Kentucky. Of the 519 exterminators surveyed, more than 95% said that in the past year, they had dealt with at least one bedbug infestation.
Some 20% of the exterminators surveyed said they’d handled more than 100 bedbug jobs this year, a more than threefold increase from 2008. And 7% of the exterminators handled more than 500 bedbug jobs in the last year.
“Most cities have bedbug problems today,” Michael Potter, a University of Kentucky professor of entomology and one of the co-authors of the study, told msnbc.com. “Any place you have a lot of people, or a lot of movement of people, you have bedbugs.”
The bedbug population in the U.S. has jumped by 500% in the past few years, reports Congress’ “Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite Act of 2009.”
Wonderful stuff to hear when the nasty little varmints’ resistance to poisons is rapidly and dramatically increasing. In New York City they have become so tough that it seems they are taking over. Things there have gotten so bad that NYC has officially declared war on them.
The reason I’m so hot on this subject is I’ve been having my first encounter with them and eff-ing horrible is probably the politest way I can describe it. From what we’re told there are an amazing array of possible vectors, and no real sure way to identify which one it was.
From initial discovery, very early on I’m happy to say, it has been a delirium of pesticides, organic remedies, vacuuming, steam cleaning everything in sight, and sleep deprivation. All seasoned with a bad case of stir craziness. During this plague of hexapeds we have refused visitors and refused to go anywhere else for fear of being plague bearers.
In short, it sucks. A lot.
Our scorched earth campaign against the alien invaders has been fueled by a large amount of Internet research. Websites like the Central Ohio Bedbug Task Force have been invaluable in planning our red hot vengeance upon those who would suck our blood. Who do they think they are, politicians?
Much as I hate to admit it this is one reason posting has been thin lately. Time not working has been spent on constant repeated sorties against the enemy. Our efforts are proving effective, but I won’t feel comfortable again until we’ve had two more weeks free of them.
Wish us luck.
-Loki, CIncyVoices Founder and Publisher
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